HOW To Use The THREE SEASHELLS......

The idea was first introduced in the movie, Demolition Man

The film is set in the future, where toilet paper has been replaced by a set of three seashells due to technological advancements. You must be wondering how to use it by now, even Stallone didn't know how to use it, so it is perfectly alright to act like a cavemen and think of ridiculous ways on how to use the seashells. Some might use their imagination to determine that scrapping is involved as a rough idea on how it works

Toilet paper has become something of the past, replaced by seashells in yr 2032

                                  

Though we have been long lingering on the attested method of using the three seashells (as it is not explained in the movie.) Fortunately, a Stallone interview and two creative people from i-mockery.com have produced a detailed guide on how to use it. This is by far the most accurate step-by-step guide on how to use the seashells to clean your ass. Personally, I think it is a very environmental friendly way to use seashells instead of toilet paper. Imagine how much timber would be conserved. The illustrated guide in printable version:

STEP 1:

First, take two of the seashells and place them between your fingers to be used like chopsticks.

STEP 2:

Using the two seashells, gently pull on feces to remove them from your posterior until bowels have been completely emptied.

STEP 3:

Using the third seashell, scrape away any fecal remnants from your posterior.

STEP 4:

Finally, dispose all three seashells in toilet and flush.

I hope everyone will benefit from this guide and serve as a mirthful piece of info. As a result, the next time you use a toilet with three seashells placed beside, you would know how to use it properly and hygienically. So pass this elusive knowledge on to everyone to make them acquaint with future restrooms. Or you could start collecting seashells at the beach to expertise in this skill by practicing at home/bring to public toilets in case they're out of toilet paper .