Thursday, July 30, 2009

WELCOME To THAILAND ยินดีต้อนรับสู่ประเทศไทย!!!! | Day 2.............


Here is day 2 of my trip to Phuket, back in 2007. Check day 1 out if you haven't

Some interesting facts about Phuket:
  • Phuket is Thailand’s largest island, approximately the size of Singapore
  • The majority of the population in Thailand is Buddhist, so we aren't so different after all
  • I have been to Phuket twice, the other time just a couple months before the tsunami struck in Dec 2004

Patong Beach after the tsunami - I would have been a dead man if I was there 

26 August 2007

In the morning, I went down to eat the free breakfast buffet. There is a wide variety of choices in food and drinks. I have to say that it was a very satisfying & pleasurable breakfast, i mean the atmosphere and the food. Besides that, the place is very clean too. 

Initially, I really didn't know where or what was this thing, but after much thought while writing this, I finally made the effort to find out what is it. This place is called Wat Chalong, the most important of 29 buddhist temples. It has something to do with year 1876 and some tin miners rebellion and by praying in this monastery, you will be blessed and protected from injury. Local Thais and tourists will set firecrackers so it is common to hear crackling sounds that are quite annoying.  

Then, I went to Kinnaree for elephant trekking . Me, my sister, and the elephant driver. The only thing I couldn't withstand is when the elephant pauses and takes a crap. It releases an odious smell which is extremely pungent even from miles away. 

My next stop was Cape Panwa, home of Phuket Aquarium. It is located some 10 minutes from Phuket town. In the aquarium we can explore hundreds of exotic, deformed, and engrossingly colourful marine species found in the teeming waters of Phuket and the rest of the world and no, I did not copy this sentence from wikipedia. Though occasionally, I tend to do that. Not always, just sometimes if I am too lazy but when concomitantly, the concept seems to coincide with my thoughts. 

The admission fee is a mere 100 baht for adults and 50 baht for children!!! It is Rm 10 roughly if exchanged into Malaysian currency. Just like most of the places in Thailand, the things are cheap and reasonable. My family and I took a van there, because we could agree on a fair price. There are no tuk-tuks in this area and taxis are a total rip off. Pictured below, are pennant coralfish swimming in shoals

I saw many exquisite species in the aquarium but it wasn't stingrays that killed Steve Irwin or sharks that amuse me. My focal interest was on the giant sea bass. It was my first encounter of such gigantic species in person. These enormous but critically endangered species grows up to 8'2" (248 cm) and weighs up to 255 kg. 

Besides the Phuket Aquarium (สถานแสดงพันธุ์สัตว์น้ำภูเก็ต), there aren't many other things to do in Panwa except for the Baba Pool Club in Sri Panwa Estate, home to luxurious private pool villa hotels. Sri Panwa is arguably the most luxurious estate of hotels in Phuket. Some rooms have ocean views that overlooks sunset & sunrise.  
R.I.P. Steve Irwin (1962-2006)

This however, is not recommended though, as the rates are extortionately expensive, costing an arm and a leg for those who have regular income. The price for a single ocean view bedroom for two persons (cheapest room) costs about 35,500 baht PER night, excluding service charges and 18.7% local taxes. In short, it costs approximately at least RM 3,550 per night. 

For a big family of 9 like mine, you could stay in the four bedroom pool villa, only USD$ 4,189.89 per night excluding service charges and applicable taxes. Ouch! Back to my story,

Later in the evening, we took our dinner at a restaurant nearby our hotel. I can't remember the name of the restaurant but the plate of white rice was really intriguing. It didn't order a Valentine's Day set dinner for sure but presumingly, I thought they always served heart-shaped rice. The other dishes were pretty delicious too.

After dinner, I headed back to Bangla road but this time with more caution and cognition on how to avoid those transvestites prostitutes as prostitution is culturally accepted there. Henceforth, this time I walked the whole 2km road with facial expression full of despise and showed no interest at all towards these whores without stopping. While I was walking, I saw nothing but older Western men flirting/fondling/groping with much younger Thai women and transvestites. (Below) Look at his hands, it reminds me of a dish called roasted German pork knuckles I ate in Germany. Salty (咸), wet (濕), and stiff (硬) I would describe it.

My menacing and risky journey was not put to waste as I stepped foot into Jungceylon shopping mall for the first time. But after 45 minutes I left because the shops inside weren't so decent. Besides, many shops weren't opened yet because it was still quite new. My family should be browsing for fake and bargained goods at Bangla road by now. Trust me, they are pretty good at bargaining. 

After quite a disappointment at the Jungceylon, I returned to my trustful hotel. 

The last thing I had in mind was swimming but indeed I end up occupying the whole swimming pool and that was pretty awesome to end the day with.

Attractions That I Missed: The Paradise Complex, the only place where I wasn't bold enough to enter. But they look so happy and fun. Nevertheless, it is also for eccentric people. This is the paradise for gays in Patong. Look, even tourists blend in very quickly. 

TO BE CONTINUED.........

Saturday, July 25, 2009

ASIAN TWILIGHT Part 1


Warning!! This post contains flashing images which may be harmful to viewers with photo sensitive epilepsy, viewer's discretion is much appreciated




PROLOGUE


Nineteen-year old Kah Puey just returned from Australia for her summer holiday
pronounced (K-A-H P-U-E-Y) or try spitting while pronouncing it

One day she went to 1U for a gathering with her friends, unknowingly, she was stalked by Colourwolf, the most perverted and sadistic of all werewolves

She went to Neway for the RM5 Breakfast buffet promotion from 9.00AM - 11AM

Then Ah Puey went to the toilet, not knowing that Colourwolf was trailing behind........

From far, Minnie saw the suspicious Colourwolf following Huey into the restroom

Minnie immediately called the supervisor and a few staff went in to check, as soon as the door opened, the very hamsap Colourwolf turned around and ran away; eluding the pursuit 

Puey was petrified by the incident, fortunately Minnie and her friends was there to ease her

After she regained tranquility, Minnie felt obligated to tell her about Colourwolf's background as he feels that she might be in danger of being hunt by Colourwolf

Colourwolf's real name was Dick, he was often abused by his alcoholic dad in many ways including, bashing his head with beer bottles, slapping him continuously, locking him under the basement and occasionally, even forced Dick to have coitus with him. His mother left while he was still an infant. 

                                      Young Colourwolf

Until one day, when his dad came back home extremely drunk. He then approached Dick, asked him to open his mouth and give him a felatio. Dick resisted because he had a very bad toothache so he ran out from home and entered the woods. He was found unconscious and saved by an elder werewolf, Sam

Sam drinking milk, to get his daily vitamins, 






















even Wolverine needs milk for his adamantium






















Sam brought Dick back to the Lycan tribe, but the severely injured Dick had only one chance to survive, being bit by Sam and become a werewolf or die. He chose to live but only if he could retain his retarded face and only turn into a werewolf at will or during full moon. He then shouted femininely when he was bitten by Sam. After turning into a werewolf, the now very hairy Dick needed a remarkable name that everyone would fear of, and most importantly, short and easy to remember. Therefore, he named himself Colourwolf. He bore the name because it best suits his personality and in remembrance of his lost childhood.

                              Colourwolf in hunting mode

He apprenticed Sam and learned how to prey on rabbits but he preferred maggots

He used to stalk little girls and rape them but now he has widened his range from 8 to 80 year olds 

TO BE CONTINUED.................

Complete background of Colourwolf, the lewd prick

Colourwolf Vs. Jon Cullen (distant cousin of Edward but looks Asian) 

Note* After this fictional story, I noticed that the name Dick shouldn't be used on any human being except on this character, the name Dick exists solely on his existence. Obviously, it is a torture because every time someone calls your name, you feel like you're being insulted. 

All events and characters portrayed in this post are fictional and created solely for promotional use only. unintended to abuse/hurt/assault/damage/crush anyone's feelings nor intend any copyright infringement 

Sunday, July 19, 2009

WELCOME To THAILAND ยินดีต้อนรับสู่ประเทศไทย!!!! | Day 1.............


สวัสดี Sawadee krup! สบายดีไหม? Khun Sabai Dee Ruer? ดีขอบคุณ Sabai Dee, Krup

Okay, enough of the how to learn Thai in 5 minutes. I just wanted to post photos and/or at least try to describe my trip to Thailand back in 2007. Stop laughing, I'm aware that it's like two years ago. Initially, I wanted to have the whole 3 days together but I figured that'd be too long so I'm going to post it separately.

25 August 2007

On a very sunny Saturday (which I couldn't care less as we have the same and unique four seasons all year long in Malaysia: Humid, Not So Humid, Very Humid, Super Humid) approximately between 10 a.m. to noon, I was sitting at a corner forlornly because of the wretched flight that was delayed for 2 hours. Finally, at either noon or 2p.m., me and my family of 8 took an AirAsia plane to Phuket, Thailand. I bet you could've guessed which airline I took, considering the aforementioned important yet meaningful word, "delayed". However, i must say it is quite safe compared to it's utterly pitiful cabin size, the dreadful turbulence for most of the journey, and the need to walk a mile to reach the plane itself, and having the need to race and compete to the plane to get nice seats, not to mention the air quality inside. The airport was crowded. I fell asleep in the shuttle bus on the way to our hotel. Heard a baby crying, woke me up. Return to sleep. Arrived at Banthai hotel opposite of Patong beach, Phuket. We checked-in in the evening. Writing this is time consuming.

Patong Beach - Holy buckets!! it's was crowded as ever when I overlooked the beach before entering the hotel.

I grabbed these photos from the internet as I didn't take any pictures of the hotel

Checked in to Banthai Beach Resort Hotel, decent lobby with a bar just after the entrance. 

This was not the room I stayed in, my room was somewhere behind the opposite block

This looks like the room I stayed in, I think. As it was already evening by the time we checked-in, I took a shower and browsed the room with scrutiny. Extra pillows? Check. Bath Robe? Check. Flip-flops? Check. At nightI went out to eat dinner at Patong seafood restaurant with my family.
 
As we didn't know the way, we had to ask the locals the direction to the renowned Patong Seafood Restaurant. Then, I stepped outside the hotel and there's like gazillions of tuk-tuk (lightweight vehicle) waiting for customers. Like lions waiting for their prey. They're also like the taxis in Malaysia but with three wheels, as they love to cheat tourists with exorbitant and overpriced rates.

However, sometimes when you pass by them, it's really hard to avoid them as they'll come and harass or beg you to take a tuk-tuk or else, they will give free rides to tall American sunbathing girls by saying really complimentary words like an Asian Casanova.

Sadly, we did take a tuk-tuk to the restaurant because no one in my family wanted to walk. This is because Malaysians don't go very far with their legs. We depend too much on cars, specifically cars as no one uses public transport. Monorails & KTMs are unsafe, unpleasant, unpunctual, unprompted, unaccomplished, inefficient and obsolete. Taxis are irrelevant as most Malaysians drive and as I said earlier, most of them scam not only tourists but locals too. They are no different than thugs as they do not follow the meter and often give excuses to charge a ridiculous high fare. These notoriously greedy taxi drivers also choose customers. Not to mention that I've read an Msn article on the world's worst taxi service. Not surprisingly, Malaysia was on top of that list.
 But thank god the food there was good. You get to choose on how to cook your choice of very fresh seafood.














After dinner, I still had quite some time so I decided to walk around and discover more about Phuket. So I walked through Bangla Road, where Phuket nightlife happens. It also has many shops and many transvestites stood there waiting for customers.

As I walked through Bangla road, there are pubs on my left and right with girls pole dancing. Apparently, a girl followed me while asking if I needed her service. I didn't even dare to look at her, because I was afraid if she was a guy or in other words, a shemale. Seriously, it is like red-light district in Bangla road.

Holy cow, look at the two shemale prostitutes (left & right). I got this randomly while Googling transvestites in Bangla road.

  The one on the left look like a shemale version of Two-Face 

Very beautiful night view of the pool, not very particularly spacious but very relaxing if it isn't crowded and quite perfect for couples to swim at night. Overall, the hotel fared pretty good, i'd give it ★ stars out of 5

Then at midnight, I went out alone without telling my dad and went to the nearest McDonald's to get an ice-cream, just a 2 minute walk. There are also numerous bars and shops around, but thankfully no transvestites. Sawadee krup! สวัสดี Ronald McDonald showing you how it's done

TO BE CONTINUED.......

Saturday, July 18, 2009

AUDI R8...........!!!!!!!!!!!!



AUDI R8 CAR REVIEW

As I've never done anything related on automobile before, so I thought I'd finally do a brief car review on the Audi R8. Honestly, I never expected Audi to develop such a perfect supercar, from it's remarkably elegant LED headlights to it's mighty 4.2 liter V8 engine that unleashes 420 horses and zero-to-hundred kilometers in 4.4 seconds. I always liked mid-engined cars, because the engine bay view through the transparent glass is simply breath-taking and Audi made it perfectly by putting the engine in the middle. Audi did an excellent job with it's interior too, elegant and stunning. Has more headroom than most cars do, as it fits a 6'5" Jeremy Clarkson comfortably. This is to all avid car fans and Audi R8 fans out there.






CONFIGURATION:
Mid-engine, rear-wheel-drive, two-passenger coupe

ENGINE:
4.2 liter V8

TRANSMISSION:
6-speed manual;
6-speed R tronic single-clutch semi-automatic

POWER:
420 hp at 7,800 rpm

TORQUE:
317 ft lbs at 4,500 rpm

BASE PRICE:
$115,000 (manual)
$121,500 ("R tronic" automated manual)


The R8 was a brave design for Audi’s first-ever venture into the world of the supercar

Unveiled at the 2006 Paris Auto Show, it caused a sensation when the cover came off


This car delivers supercar thrills but is comfortable enough to be a regular driver 

Audi’s engineers would seem to have set their sights with the R8 on competing directly with the Porsche 911, in-particular the all-wheel drive 997 Carrera 4S.

made with Audi's latest technical advancement, the all-aluminium Audi Space Frame (ASF)

magnetically adjustable suspension and traction control

                           LED daytime running lights

A very cool alien-like cockpit. Welcome, all aboard to my spaceship 

sports seats are both comfortable and supportive plus fully electrically adjustable 

impeccable build-quality and an abundance of soft Nappa leather

Gauges include digital and analog speedometer and has a 8250rpm red-line

The suspension settings are switchable by a button on the centre console between Normal and Sport. In Sport mode the suspension firms up by using magnets to thicken the viscosity of the damper fluid, and it’s immediately apparent as soon as you press the button. Forget the balky automatic transmission though

                              Sat Nav system as an option
                   
                 Filling the gas tank up (courtesy of miami-fever)
                                   
                                    Shell V-Power Anyone???

                                     Carbon fiber fuel cap

                R8 Emblem - The birth of a renowned supercar

The quad exhaust pipes makes it look like a proper supercar
           
         Beastly V8 FSI (Fuel Stratified Injection) produces 420 hp 



               Engine bay overview, I can look at it all day long 



The spoiler can be deployed manually or set to activate automatically

The Quattro all-wheel-drive system is fabulous, pushing you through the corners as you ease on the power from the apex
                             quattro permanent four-wheel drive

Brakes are particularly impressive, even from standard steel disks


Technical Specs

Manufacturerquattro GmbH,
(a private subsidiary of 
Audi AG)
Parent companyVolkswagen Group
Production2006–present,
9,945 built in the end of 2008
AssemblyNeckarsulmGermany
ClassSports car
Body style(s)2-door coupé
LayoutLongitudinal mid-engine,
quattro permanent four-wheel drive
Engine(s)4.2 L FSI V8, 2xDOHC;
5.2 L FSI 
V10, 2xDOHC
Transmission(s)6-speed manual,
6-speed "R tronic" single-clutch
semi-automatic
Wheelbase2,649 mm (104.3 in)
Length4,431 mm (174.4 in)
Width1,904 mm (75.0 in)
Height1,249 mm (49.2 in)
Kerb weightV8: 1,560 kg (3,439 lb),
V10: 1,620 kg (3,571 lb)
Fuel capacity75 L (16.5 imp gal; 19.8 US gal)
RelatedLamborghini Gallardo

































Performance
R8 engine model4.2 FSI V8
engine configurationV8 engine
engine displacement4,163 cc (254.0cu in)
max. power309 kW (420 PS; 414 bhp @ 7,800rpm
max. torque430 N·m (317 ft·lbf)
kerb weight1,560 kg (3,439 lb
0-100 km/h (62.1 mph)4.4 sec 
0-100 mph (160.9 km/h)10.1 sec
0-200 km/h (124.3 mph)14.9 sec
1/4 mile (~400m)12.5 sec @ 113.2 mph (182.2 km/h)
top speed301 km/h (187 mph)
lateral acceleration
(200 feet (61 m) skidpad)
1.01 G



Awards

  • The R8 was awarded Best Handling Car and Fastest Car In The World of 2007 by Autocar magazine.
  • It was awarded SportsCar of the year by German magazine Autobild.
  • Playboy magazine awarded it Car of The Year for 2008.
  • The Automobile Journalists Association of Canada (AJAC) named the R8 Canadian Car of the Year, and, in addition, awarded it Best Prestige Car and Most Coveted Car of 2008.
  • Top Gear named the Audi R8 the 2007 Car of the Year.
  • Fifth Gear named the R8 both the Best fast car and the Car of the Year 2007.
  • Automobile Magazine awarded the R8 the 2008 Automobile of the Year.
  • The Audi R8 was named 2008 "MSN Car of the Year", with 42% of the votes, beating the Ferrari F430 into 2nd with 13%, and the BMW M3 into 3rd with 11%.[33]
  • The JB car pages awarded the Audi R8 its maximum rating of 5 stars.[34]
  • In the 2008 World Car of the Year awards, the R8 was awarded World Performance Car of the Year and World Design Car of the Year.
  • European Car magazine rated the R8 as Car of the Year.
  • Motor Klassik readers named the Audi R8 the "Classic Car of the Future 2009" in the Sports Car category. 
  • Robb Report 2008 Car of the Year
Sources: Wikipedia, www.tmr.com, miami-fever.com