This year marks the 35th anniversary & the worldwide theme is Hello Kitty Colors,
Since Hello Kitty was
released in 1975, fans from around the world have adored the cute
little kitten (though I'm not really a fan of it)
they are engrossed by what Sanrio called to
be a girl and not a cat, How does that make
sense? It's called Hello "Kitty" not Hello Girly
I came across this guy while googling Hello Kitty,
he hates hello kitty so much that he dedicated a
website to whine about his wife's obsession with
Hello Kitty, Have a look at it:
I truly understand the frustration of kitty hell,
the obsession of Kitty fans have driven people
to build Hello Kitty themed stuff ranging from
hotels to maternity hospitals and people seem
to accept anything that is made with a Hello
Kitty face on it, try collaborating Hello Kitty
with Marlboro and you end up with a Helloboro
or Kittymaro. By then, it's cigarette sales will
even double up because the cigarette has
Kitty logos & each packet has different
designs that includes free stickers! Then give
the stickers to your child, and the next thing
you know, even they will start smoking!
HELLO KITTY TOWNHOUSE HOTEL
first ever Hello Kitty themed hotel
located in Hsinchu, Taiwan
HELLO KITTY HOSPITAL
Nice entrance!!
outside the adorable baby room
perfect haven for new born babies
I hope I don't offend any Hello Kitty fans, but some Hello
Kitty products really freak me out, it is disturbing or rather
downright screwed up when they release products like:
Hello Kitty Condoms
i'm not sure if I'd want one down there
if your partner is an avid Hello Kitty fan, then I suggest that you never tell her that such things exist because of multiple reasons actually:
conventionally, the typical Hello Kitty fan will buy a stack of it just because it is from Hello Kitty
she will pause for every 10 seconds just to see if the HK condom is still in good condition
pause again to admire the sensual idea of a Hello Kitty condom and recur how cute it is
ruin your night because she will eventually loose interest in you
HELLO KITTY CONDOM KEEPER
In view there are Hello Kitty condoms, clever marketing prompt them to release another erotic product, behold, the Condom Keeper to keep your condoms safe in one place
HELLO KITTY VIBRATORS
Soon, people used it to massage other parts of their bodies because of it's interesting shape
Sanrio stated that they were disgusted after knowing that Hello Kitty vibrators were sold on the market and by all means tried to halt it's production
At this point, it had already become a must have sex toy internationally and Genyo Co. was not about to let this profitable product cease production
Apparently, Sanrio have restored these cute little vibrators and it can be bought for around $10 from Sanrio Online Store
The rebirth totally contradicted whatever they claim, were "disgusted"
They also claimed it was a massager from start till end, however you may decide the truth for yourself
They come in four colours
Mini size is also available
By releasing these items, my perception of Hello Kitty's cute image have somewhat become X-rated, this is because of it's very cunning marketing to make profit out of Hello Kitty's image
There might even be Kitty viagra, contraceptive pill, diaphragm, pregnancy test kit planning to be released
I guess I know why when Sanrio said Hello Kitty was a girl, not a cat
she had so much toys to play with when Dear Daniel was not around
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