Sunday, October 04, 2009

R.I.P. Jcen Wey ~ 1991 - 2009


(R.I.P.)
REST IN PEACE



I've just found out that a schoolmate of mine passed away on October 03, 2009. The news simply left me shocked and in awe. As I recall, the last time I saw him was about two months ago, when we were playing basketball together with a bunch of friends. He looked as healthy as a horse back then. Though Jcen Wey and I rarely talk to each other, he was more of a friend than an acquaintance to me. Today we have lost a good friend, albeit I was not very close with him, we would mourn even if we hear someone distant have passed away, what more if the dead is someone that I know of. While we need time to mend our sorrow, let us console and comfort each other during this period of grief. 

I truly pray for Jcen Wey and sincerely give my deepest regards to the weeping hearts of his beloved family. Kian Min and the rest of our friends are paying tribute to Jcen Wey, in hope that his soul may rest in Divine love.

Perhaps you sent a lovely card

Or sat quietly on a chair;

Perhaps you spoke the kindest words

As any friend could say;

Perhaps you were not there at all,

Just thought of him that day.

Whatever you did to console the hearts of his precious family & relatives;

the breaking and bleeding hearts of friends.

In your special way,

May God's many blessings be with you from day to day.

Rest In Peace

Chong Jcen Wey
19 January 1991 - 03 October 2009 

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Naughty Cakes.....!!!


Sometime ago, I saw this book titled, "Naughty Cakes". Judging by it's cover and title, obviously I would've guessed what these naughty cakes would roughly look like. I actually saw this book in the Food & Beverage section at Times Bookstore. When I picked it up, upon reading the title I was laughing my head off but out of nowhere there was a Chinese woman in her 30's standing right behind me. So I decided to just put it back before she made any rash conclusions about me. So out of curiosity, I wanted know if Naughty Cakes are sold in Malaysia and if anyone would even make them given the fact that only a handful would order these cakes. But unlike pirated DVDs and fireworks, it is harder to find in bakeries. However I was still able to get find a blog that receives orders for these cakes.
 

While naughty cakes are mostly erotic looking, some cakes are plain hilarious. 
Meet Willy Warmer, a schlong shaped cake from Debbie Brown's "Xtra Naughty Cakes"


These naughty cakes don't differ much from normal cakes apart from its distinctive decoration that makes it so naughty. I think its almost the same as moulding obscene shapes of organs with plasticine. If you want to try making these naughty cakes, you may a buy to start with. The "Naughty Cakes" book from author Debbie Brown offers many ideas of decoration. The book is filled with decorated cake designs ranging from fireman playing with their hose and 34D's

After you have mastered the beginner's level, there is a more advance "Xtra Naughty Cakes"

Some examples of naughty cakes:


Or you can just google Naughty Cakes, you'll be amazed

This cake here reminds me of the scene from Brokeback Mountain except much less disturbing.
The only time I would buy these naughty cakes are to prank someone else's birthday party.

I found another pastry shop that sells naughty cakes
Shervone Naughty Cakes

Boob cake - chocolate cake 3.5kg RM190
Dick cake - choco banana 1.5kg RM98
Fruity paradise 1.8kg RM108

Shervone will do what you can imagine!
Order 5 days in advance
Free delivery in Penang Island daily
Butterworth Area weekdays only
3.5 kg for the boobs cake? Must be a size 34D...