WARNING!!! This post contains flashing images which may be very very very harmful to viewers with photo sensitive epilepsy, viewer's discretion is much appreciated.
EPILOGUE
No more Colourwolf. No more Kah Puey. No more sequel.
... Colourwolf was shot right in the ass when he tried to cover Kah Puey from the shot of noob sniper, Jon Cullen.
The police and ambulance arrived after an hour and assumed he was dead right away because they intentionally delayed from arriving to the scene as they were busy eating but poor Kah Puey was brought down to tears when she saw Colourwolf lying on the floor like a dead fish. She begged the medics to send him to the hospital.
Colourwolf was sent to Hospital Bahagia Tanjung Rambutan because the medics felt that it was the best place for him. A 5 star hospital for the nuts. Then a person named, Kah Ming came in the room and called Kah Puey out.
He warned her: "U so pretty go find a better guy, y wan wif Colourwolf, he is otaku like me u low? But not as smart. Kah Puey kept silent and listened deliberately to Kah Ming. Ssshh, I tell u 1 more secret ok? U must leave Colourwolf. Kah Puey: Why?? But he saved my life! Nooonononono~~~ Listen to me!! He jus wanna make u feel guilty then rape u.
Turned out, Kah Ming is the cousin of both Kah Len and Kah Chung. Kah Ming, a smart otaku that has warned Colourwolf many times of his actions. (Below) Kah Ming accepting an award from a guy like Colonel Sanders of KFC for his 17As.
To further convince Kah Puey, Kah Ming then showed her the filthy and sickening pictures of Colourwolf with his beloved Sony Ericsson K850i with 5MP and serial number 001 out of infinity which he is so proud of. As if anyone cares about serial numbers.
These pictures made Kah Puey get chills and felt like puking on the spot. Kah Ming also told Kah Puey the history and background of Colourwolf. Usually you call these people a cam whore, but since he is a guy and extremely loves to post pictures of himself to gain attention and calls himself lame, calling him cam gigolo or cam prick should be fine.
In the beginning, we knew mediocrely about Colourwolf, some say that he has only one testicle and some say that he can communicate with aliens. But we know for sure that he is a perverted, lame, sick, disgusting, otaku. Nevertheless, it is not his fault because he had a sickening dad and he now has many types of sickness and diseases.
Other than watching porn on RedTube during Colourwolf's free time, Colourwolf also has a facebook account that allows him to express himself through status updates with comments like, lost all his pendrive ~ yay. Then exactly one day later, he posts: find back all his lost pendrive ~ whee. All these technological advancements allow Colourwolf to live in a world of his own.
In his blog, Colourwolf puts a trademark on each and every of his picture and add stupid little captions on it. For instance, the picture below, obviously she doesn't want her picture to be taken and yet he takes her picture and writes retarded captions that corresponds to the action.
For some reason, Colourwolf is addicted to taking pictures of bananas. Remember those little kids that he sodomized and helpless grandmothers that this beast raped? Before Sam bit him, he actually had another request. His request was to have his penis enlarged. He was fearful because his wiener was still at the same length since he was 9.
Sadly, the penis enlargement failed and this was one of the factors that contribute to Colourwolf's addiction to rape. I sincerely pray for those whom have been raped by this sadistic beast as it sure sucks to get raped by a colourwolf with failed penis surgery.
Two weeks after recovery from his ass shot wound, Colourwolf lost much of his hair. This was the lowest point in his life. His hair will eventually grow back, but it'll take weeks or even months. During this period of time, Colourwolf went through some major nervous breakdown and tried committing suicide 27 times. But each time he failed.
From the day she knew Colourwolf's true colors onwards, she experienced a deep trauma and became afraid to meet people. She became anorexic and had insomnia.
Seeing this as an opportunity, Jon visited her and called her repeatedly to tell how sorry he was for trying to force her to take those naughty pictures for his collection. He also apologized for allegedly trying to assault Kah Puey when she didn't comply with his demands. Jon also sent flowers to her frequently.
Summer arrived, Jon gave Kah Puey a great surprise birthday by inviting her to the most expensive candlelight dinner restaurant in town. But sadly, she ended up paying for both the taxi fees and restaurant bill. Even the cake was given complimentary by the restaurant.
In the end, Jon Cullen was the one who won the heart of Kah Puey and got back together with her. After much obstacles and a lost ear, it showed that they were meant to be with each other, inseparable like viagra and erectile dysfunction. Like all fairy tales or fantasies, Kah Puey and Jon Cullen lived happily ever after.
NOT!!!
Kah Puey found out that he went clubbing again, 6 hours after they got back together.
THE END
All events and characters portrayed in this post are fictional and created solely for promotional use only. It is also unintended to abuse/hurt/assault/damage/crush anyone's feelings nor intend any copyright infringement.
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