ASIAN TWILIGHT Part 3

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CLIMAX

The epic battle between Colourwolf and Jon Cullen was about to unveil....

Kah Puey was petrified and agitated because she was in the midst of a battle between two of the horniest from their own species. It wasn't that scary actually, she could've bought a popcorn combo, sat down and watch those two numb nuts fight for her. But no, she wanted to be the afraid and unprotected, like Bella. There you go, another drama queen.

They started a pussy fight that included, tearing off each others clothes, pulling each other's hair, gay push, girly mocking, and bitch-slapping. After being worn out by the pussy fight, both of them then decided to play scissors, paper, stone to battle it out. Jon played stone and punched Colourwolf in the face. Colourwolf countered with scissors and poked Jon's eyes for looking at too much celebrities. Jon tried to trick Colourwolf by saying, "Look, your mom". Colourwolf said, I've never seen my mom before.

Just when Jon was about to leap on Kah Puey, Colourwolf jumped towards Jon and bit his ear off. Jon immediately fell to the ground, shouting: "Why you do like that? Seriously, who try to bite someone in the ear for, hah?" Jon then ran away, crying like a cowardly sissy 

After the long grueling battle, Colourwolf came away victorious but he was shivering as he can't take the cold weather. He wanted to go home. His body is the weakest among all wolves because he is a wanker or more commonly transfered, always hit airplane or release fireworks. Colourwolf is also on a diet, his target is to slim down to 50kg because he thinks now he is fat. In scientific terms, it is referred to as Obsessive-compulsive disorder. He is narcissistic and conscious about his looks. He is always nervous, similar to PMS (Premenstrual Syndrome) though it is not usually found in male patients but such critical conditions like Colourwolf, it may happen. Also experience major mood swings. He also has diabetes, low blood pressure, parkinson disease, alzheimer, insomnia and bulimia. 

Colourwolf then called a cab as he had no energy and more importantly, no money left.

They were relieved that it is over and talked in the cab;

Kah Puey: May I ask you a question?

Colourwolf: You just did.....

Kah Puey: How old are you?

Colourwolf: 20

Kah Puey: How long have you been 20

Colourwolf: Since July

Kah Puey: I've considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite

 

Colourwolf: What am I? Say it!

Kah Puey: A pervert

Colourwolf: What?!

Kah Puey: A pervet!!!!!!!!!!

Colourwolf: Okay, okay.........

Emo looking Colourwolf with his sick sick perverted face when he brought Kah Puey home.

Colourwolf reached for Kah Puey's hand and gave her a homemade cupcake with a limited edition Colourwolf Coffee box. Only one in the world. Kah Puey was touched by his actions, for saving her and she agreed to go out with Colourwolf as friends.

TWO WEEKS LATER........

I know you guys know who he is, that's right he's Jon Cullen. Did you guys see the picture of him? Not from the scandal but from my previous post, with clothes on. Jon also had his ear fixed by installing a fake one.

After the incident, Jon avidly went clubbing to mesmerize himself about his ear and to forget about Kah Puey. He boozes liquor as if they were herbal tea, and flirted with girls . But deep inside he is hurt very very bad.

  

Meet Candice, the younger half-sister of Colourwolf.  At 19, she is of Jewish, Irish, Malaysian and Malta descendant. (Below), Candice being laughed by her schoolmates 

She was and still is Guinness World Record holder for "World's Hairiest Woman". But that's pretty cool because she is kind hearted on the inside and special on the outside. She's like this walking Magic Carpet.

Candice also had a crush on Jacob Black after he cut his hair short, Jacob is her maternal cousin but too bad she was rejected by Jacob because he says she rarely takes a bath and besides, he likes Bella. However, Candice insists she occasionally baths, well if you consider once a month occasionally.....But you can't blame her, how long would it take a hair dryer to get her hair dry? Probably about a month.

Kah Chung is the younger brother of Kah Len. They're the kind of twins that don't look resemble each other and definitely hate each other. Kah Chung is younger by 36 hours, mama vampire almost lost too much blood when giving birth to him.

Kah Chung has this big crush on Candice. They studied at the same school called Sekolah Sri Rambutan, near Tanjung Rambutan. Malaysia's renowned mental hospital or nuthouse. Similar to Candice, Kah Chung also invests separately. Means it is common for him to have a crush on 4 girls at a time, depending on which has a higher success rate. Despite that, he has a bigger crush on Candice.

Kah Chung's english name is Tidus Cullen, seeing this hurts my eyes.

On a sunny friday, Colourwolf and Kah Puey went to non other than I Utama, second home of most people. It was also the first place where they met and Colourwolf tried to peep her in the toilet. Seriously though, I've been there so many times that I could sleepwalk in the mall and literally know where I'm going.  

Seen the movie Sniper (神鎗手)? Just when Colourwolf was about to walk in to the entrance with Kah Puey, there was a gunshot sound. Everyone screamed and scattered. Colourwolf instantly turned into wussy and lied down to pretend that he's dead. Kah Puey not convinced by his actions, tried to run inside to shopping mall. Colourwolf opened his eyes and try to get a glimpse of which prick was shooting at them.

It was Jon Cullen he saw, just when Jon was about to shoot again, his wiener became stiff and affected his aim. The bullet was headed for Kah Puey who was running in, Colourwolf saw the bullet and used his swift reactions and try to cover Kah Puey. Colourwolf was shot, in the ass.  

TO BE CONTINUED..............

The final episode of Asian Twilight

Who will score the grand prize and successfully date Kah Puey?

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