ASIAN TWILIGHT Part 4 (End)

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EPILOGUE

No more Colourwolf. No more Kah Puey. No more sequel.

... Colourwolf was shot right in the ass when he tried to cover Kah Puey from the shot of noob sniper, Jon Cullen.

The police and ambulance arrived after an hour and assumed he was dead right away because they intentionally delayed from arriving to the scene as they were busy eating but poor Kah Puey was brought down to tears when she saw Colourwolf lying on the floor like a dead fish. She begged the medics to send him to the hospital.

Colourwolf was sent to Hospital Bahagia Tanjung Rambutan because the medics felt that it was the best place for him. A 5 star hospital for the nuts. Then a person named, Kah Ming came in the room and called Kah Puey out.

He warned her: "U so pretty go find a better guy, y wan wif Colourwolf, he is otaku like me u low? But not as smart. Kah Puey kept silent and listened deliberately to Kah Ming. Ssshh, I tell u 1 more secret ok? U must leave Colourwolf. Kah Puey: Why?? But he saved my life! Nooonononono~~~ Listen to me!! He jus wanna make u feel guilty then rape u.

Turned out, Kah Ming is the cousin of both Kah Len and Kah Chung. Kah Ming, a smart otaku that has warned Colourwolf many times of his actions. (Below) Kah Ming accepting an award from a guy like Colonel Sanders of KFC for his 17As. 

To further convince Kah Puey, Kah Ming then showed her the filthy and sickening pictures of Colourwolf with his beloved Sony Ericsson K850i with 5MP and serial number 001 out of infinity which he is so proud of. As if anyone cares about serial numbers.

These pictures made Kah Puey get chills and felt like puking on the spot. Kah Ming also told Kah Puey the history and background of Colourwolf. Usually you call these people a cam whore, but since he is a guy and extremely loves to post pictures of himself to gain attention and calls himself lame, calling him cam gigolo or cam prick should be fine.

In the beginning, we knew mediocrely about Colourwolf, some say that he has only one testicle and some say that he can communicate with aliens. But we know for sure that he is a perverted, lame, sick, disgusting, otaku. Nevertheless, it is not his fault because he had a sickening dad and he now has many types of sickness and diseases.

Other than watching porn on RedTube during Colourwolf's free time, Colourwolf also has a facebook account that allows him to express himself through status updates with comments like, lost all his pendrive ~ yay. Then exactly one day later, he posts: find back all his lost pendrive ~ whee. All these technological advancements allow Colourwolf to live in a world of his own.

   Colour Wolf Just finished Resident Evil 5 ~ Omgosh !!

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Michelle Tan wow grats :D

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Colour Wolf thx muahaha

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In his blog, Colourwolf puts a trademark on each and every of his picture and add stupid little captions on it. For instance, the picture below, obviously she doesn't want her picture to be taken and yet he takes her picture and writes retarded captions that corresponds to the action.

For some reason, Colourwolf is addicted to taking pictures of bananas. Remember those little kids that he sodomized and helpless grandmothers that this beast raped? Before Sam bit him, he actually had another request. His request was to have his penis enlarged. He was fearful because his wiener was still at the same length since he was 9. 

Sadly, the penis enlargement failed and this was one of the factors that contribute to Colourwolf's addiction to rape. I sincerely pray for those whom have been raped by this sadistic beast as it sure sucks to get raped by a colourwolf with failed penis surgery.

Two weeks after recovery from his ass shot wound, Colourwolf lost much of his hair. This was the lowest point in his life. His hair will eventually grow back, but it'll take weeks or even months. During this period of time, Colourwolf went through some major nervous breakdown and tried committing suicide 27 times. But each time he failed.

From the day she knew Colourwolf's true colors onwards, she experienced a deep trauma and became afraid to meet people. She became anorexic and had insomnia.

Seeing this as an opportunity, Jon visited her and called her repeatedly to tell how sorry he was for trying to force her to take those naughty pictures for his collection. He also apologized for allegedly trying to assault Kah Puey when she didn't comply with his demands. Jon also sent flowers to her frequently.

Summer arrived, Jon gave Kah Puey a great surprise birthday by inviting her to the most expensive candlelight dinner restaurant in town. But sadly, she ended up paying for both the taxi fees and restaurant bill. Even the cake was given complimentary by the restaurant.

In the end, Jon Cullen was the one who won the heart of Kah Puey and got back together with her. After much obstacles and a lost ear, it showed that they were meant to be with each other, inseparable like viagra and erectile dysfunction. Like all fairy tales or fantasies, Kah Puey and Jon Cullen lived happily ever after. 

NOT!!!

Kah Puey found out that he went clubbing again, 6 hours after they got back together.

THE END

All events and characters portrayed in this post are fictional and created solely for promotional use only. It is also unintended to abuse/hurt/assault/damage/crush anyone's feelings nor intend any copyright infringement. 

ASIAN TWILIGHT Part 3

Warning!! This post contains flashing images which may be very very harmful to viewers with photo sensitive epilepsy, viewer's discretion is much appreciated.

CLIMAX

The epic battle between Colourwolf and Jon Cullen was about to unveil....

Kah Puey was petrified and agitated because she was in the midst of a battle between two of the horniest from their own species. It wasn't that scary actually, she could've bought a popcorn combo, sat down and watch those two numb nuts fight for her. But no, she wanted to be the afraid and unprotected, like Bella. There you go, another drama queen.

They started a pussy fight that included, tearing off each others clothes, pulling each other's hair, gay push, girly mocking, and bitch-slapping. After being worn out by the pussy fight, both of them then decided to play scissors, paper, stone to battle it out. Jon played stone and punched Colourwolf in the face. Colourwolf countered with scissors and poked Jon's eyes for looking at too much celebrities. Jon tried to trick Colourwolf by saying, "Look, your mom". Colourwolf said, I've never seen my mom before.

Just when Jon was about to leap on Kah Puey, Colourwolf jumped towards Jon and bit his ear off. Jon immediately fell to the ground, shouting: "Why you do like that? Seriously, who try to bite someone in the ear for, hah?" Jon then ran away, crying like a cowardly sissy 

After the long grueling battle, Colourwolf came away victorious but he was shivering as he can't take the cold weather. He wanted to go home. His body is the weakest among all wolves because he is a wanker or more commonly transfered, always hit airplane or release fireworks. Colourwolf is also on a diet, his target is to slim down to 50kg because he thinks now he is fat. In scientific terms, it is referred to as Obsessive-compulsive disorder. He is narcissistic and conscious about his looks. He is always nervous, similar to PMS (Premenstrual Syndrome) though it is not usually found in male patients but such critical conditions like Colourwolf, it may happen. Also experience major mood swings. He also has diabetes, low blood pressure, parkinson disease, alzheimer, insomnia and bulimia. 

Colourwolf then called a cab as he had no energy and more importantly, no money left.

They were relieved that it is over and talked in the cab;

Kah Puey: May I ask you a question?

Colourwolf: You just did.....

Kah Puey: How old are you?

Colourwolf: 20

Kah Puey: How long have you been 20

Colourwolf: Since July

Kah Puey: I've considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite

 

Colourwolf: What am I? Say it!

Kah Puey: A pervert

Colourwolf: What?!

Kah Puey: A pervet!!!!!!!!!!

Colourwolf: Okay, okay.........

Emo looking Colourwolf with his sick sick perverted face when he brought Kah Puey home.

Colourwolf reached for Kah Puey's hand and gave her a homemade cupcake with a limited edition Colourwolf Coffee box. Only one in the world. Kah Puey was touched by his actions, for saving her and she agreed to go out with Colourwolf as friends.

TWO WEEKS LATER........

I know you guys know who he is, that's right he's Jon Cullen. Did you guys see the picture of him? Not from the scandal but from my previous post, with clothes on. Jon also had his ear fixed by installing a fake one.

After the incident, Jon avidly went clubbing to mesmerize himself about his ear and to forget about Kah Puey. He boozes liquor as if they were herbal tea, and flirted with girls . But deep inside he is hurt very very bad.

  

Meet Candice, the younger half-sister of Colourwolf.  At 19, she is of Jewish, Irish, Malaysian and Malta descendant. (Below), Candice being laughed by her schoolmates 

She was and still is Guinness World Record holder for "World's Hairiest Woman". But that's pretty cool because she is kind hearted on the inside and special on the outside. She's like this walking Magic Carpet.

Candice also had a crush on Jacob Black after he cut his hair short, Jacob is her maternal cousin but too bad she was rejected by Jacob because he says she rarely takes a bath and besides, he likes Bella. However, Candice insists she occasionally baths, well if you consider once a month occasionally.....But you can't blame her, how long would it take a hair dryer to get her hair dry? Probably about a month.

Kah Chung is the younger brother of Kah Len. They're the kind of twins that don't look resemble each other and definitely hate each other. Kah Chung is younger by 36 hours, mama vampire almost lost too much blood when giving birth to him.

Kah Chung has this big crush on Candice. They studied at the same school called Sekolah Sri Rambutan, near Tanjung Rambutan. Malaysia's renowned mental hospital or nuthouse. Similar to Candice, Kah Chung also invests separately. Means it is common for him to have a crush on 4 girls at a time, depending on which has a higher success rate. Despite that, he has a bigger crush on Candice.

Kah Chung's english name is Tidus Cullen, seeing this hurts my eyes.

On a sunny friday, Colourwolf and Kah Puey went to non other than I Utama, second home of most people. It was also the first place where they met and Colourwolf tried to peep her in the toilet. Seriously though, I've been there so many times that I could sleepwalk in the mall and literally know where I'm going.  

Seen the movie Sniper (神鎗手)? Just when Colourwolf was about to walk in to the entrance with Kah Puey, there was a gunshot sound. Everyone screamed and scattered. Colourwolf instantly turned into wussy and lied down to pretend that he's dead. Kah Puey not convinced by his actions, tried to run inside to shopping mall. Colourwolf opened his eyes and try to get a glimpse of which prick was shooting at them.

It was Jon Cullen he saw, just when Jon was about to shoot again, his wiener became stiff and affected his aim. The bullet was headed for Kah Puey who was running in, Colourwolf saw the bullet and used his swift reactions and try to cover Kah Puey. Colourwolf was shot, in the ass.  

TO BE CONTINUED..............

The final episode of Asian Twilight

Who will score the grand prize and successfully date Kah Puey?

All events and characters portrayed in this post are fictional and created solely for promotional use only. It is also unintended to abuse/hurt/assault/damage/crush anyone's feelings nor intend any copyright infringement. 

ASIAN TWILIGHT Part 2

Warning!! This post contains flashing images which may be very harmful to viewers with photo sensitive epilepsy, viewer's discretion is much appreciated

PROLONGATION ON COLOURWOLF'S BACKGROUND

Minnie was still narrating to Kah Puey about Colourwolf's past,

Colourwolf entered his adolescence..... 

Four years ago, on the night Colourwolf turned 16, his Super Sweet 16 birthday party was held at Ah Gil abalone restaurant at PJ. This is because he absolutely loves to eat abalones regardless of shapes, sizes, smell, and country of origin. 

(Below) Colourwolf's cake, he even smothered his whole face with the feces cake, though no one asked him to do so. He says it's the best cake he's ever had because his Dad never gave him one.

So Sam, (his mentor back in part 1) asked him what present would he like, apparently, the cockamamie behavioral of Colourwolf made him ask for a lascivious birthday present, which was if he could rape a guy as he never tried it before. Perhaps, he was tired of abalones and wanted to try hot dogs instead. He saw a guest at his party, which happened to be Mitchell Reed Fox and immediately turned into a lecherous colourwolf and raped him. As he sexually assaults him, Colourwolf laughed sadistically but Mitchell screamed for pain. Nowadays people know her as Megan.

courtesy of weekly world news, I am impartial against the news though

Presumably, this is why Mitchell became Megan, he was humiliated of being sodomised by a wolf. Reminds me when I'm at Bangla Road

Not long after the incident, Colourwolf ended up in headlines of every news broadcast. People didn't know who this mysterious wolf man was but they were nonetheless, petrified. I don't see any reason not to be petrified, as the filthy colourwolf now rapes even men to satisfy his lustful needs. So it's men AND women from ages 8 to 80 now?

WANTED

In recent years, he has become the world's most wanted serial rapist suspect and garnered much fame. The police never did find sufficient evidence to convict anyone, but they did a great job on drawing out Colourwolf based on the description of witnesses. However, they're going to have a tough time looking for him despite the resemblance because he doesn't look so good in real life, his hair's not straight, doesn't have yellow eyes and looks down syndrome in human form. The police would never suspect a retarded face to commit such serious offenses.

Now at present-day, 20-year old Colourwolf is all grown up. His attributes has all the makings of a serial rapist. His perverted and sinful eyes has the ability to scout his targets from far. His strong arms and legs enables him to have extreme speed and stability. Even his clothing are for the purpose of peacocking, which is to get attention. In short, when all fails, Colourwolf doesn't.

Colourwolf has not raped anyone for the past year, excluding animals until Kah Puey appeared. Some say that he might have died, others say that he lost one of his testicles when skateboarding. Apparently, he now owns a coffee shop called Colourwolf Coffee. Whatever it might be, Kah Puey is in great danger for sure.

Colourwolf's moronic face makes people attracted to him. For instance, whenever I feel very depressed or gloomy, I just turn on my computer and when I look at Colourwolf's pictures, I burst into laughter and feel much better.

Exactly one week after the Neway incident, she wanted to go out as she was very bored staying at home for the whole week. Kah Puey wanted to try the new Colourwolf Coffee as she is tired of Starbucks already. Obviously, Colourwolf Coffee is opened by Colourwolf but she did not realize it was Colourwolf who peeped her in the toilet and she went there alone.

On the way to Colourwolf Coffee, Puey met her ex, Jon, they chat for a while and Puey said Jon has looked very Asian since they broke up. Jon asks her to keep in contact with him but actually he wants to get back together with Kah Puey deep in his heart. He saw Kah Puey entering Colourwolf coffee and he decides to stalk them.

Jon Cullen or Kah Len in Chinese, is a mix blood. He is the distant cousin of Edward Cullen, Jon is a vampire of 4/16 Malaysian, 4/16 Greek, 4/16 American and 4/16 African descendant. He dated Kah Puey when they were 16, but Ah Puey dumped him because according to her, he was a control freak (calls every 5 mins to check on Puey), complete hypocrite, inconsiderate, and lastly, he even wanted to take ribald pictures of her. But Puey never knew he was a vampire. (Below) Jon, when he was 16.

Colourwolf was stunned when he saw Kah Puey at his shop, Colourwolf would not let this chance slip by. After Kah Puey purchased a cup of hot chocolate, Colourwolf immediately ran towards her and put her to his back and sprinted away. Her hot chocolate spilled on Colourwolf's back but he only suffered minor burns.

Kah Puey was holding on to his back and Colourwolf ran into the forest with his extreme speed and agility to the upper forest floors. Kah Puey was terrified and asked who he is. As full moon struck, Colourwolf turned into a colourwolf with very long and smelly hair. Kah Puey became increasingly horrified when she saw the wolf man. Then, she recalled that it was this perverted wolf that tried to peep her in the toilet by recognizing his body odor. Amazingly, Colorwolf has not bathed since last week. She shouted for help but to no avail. As Colourwolf approached her, Kah Puey took the chance and kicked him in the family jewels or nuts. Colourwolf kneeled down instantly and howled in pain. Colourwolf spoke softly and said that he won't hurt her. Colourwolf then wanted to tell her something.

When Jon saw Colourwolf took Kah Puey into the forest, his irascible self turned him into a ferocious vampire and ran into the woods to confront Colourwolf.  Just before Colourwolf could say it , Jon Cullen was there, standing  in front of Kah Puey.

Will Jon Cullen save Kah Puey from the hands of Colourwolf?

TO BE CONTINUED...................

The dilemma of Kah Puey to choose between the two

Epic battle between Colourwolf and Jon Cullen

Appearance of Jon Cullen's younger brother and Colourwolf's wolf sister

All events and characters portrayed in this post are fictional and created solely for promotional use only. It is unintended to abuse/hurt/assault/damage/crush anyone's feelings nor intend any copyright infringement. Names have been changed for legal purposes. 

Images courtesy of MTV, Weekly World News, CNN